Agility Increased!
If you're in a relationship, please do the right thing and DON'T continue. This is for your own good. Help your friends by not knowing their tactics xP
Otherwise, feel free to proceed =)
The art of couple evasion is a coveted one. It is one social situation men and women alike have been seeking an escape route from.
I have seen it distastefully done, with a blanket ban for anything remotely heterosexual. ie, you bail at the slightest hint of couplehood. This is an extremely crude model, and much work can be done.
The great conundrum is working out whether you are third wheeling, or they actually don't mind your being there. I can testify that sometimes it gets boring if everyone runs away from you the instant you get within a 3m radius of your significant other. I'm not sure if people realise that :L
BUT I have a simple but effective test with no false readings so far. It's like the gag reflex for testing tetanus but EVEN BETTER. Oh what is this wonderful technique, you may ask?
KEY UP AND RUNNING =D ENJOY.
Alright all you bastard couple people who clicked "read more" anyway. I have one last barrier in your way. Repeat after me (with nice grammar and all):
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Removing spoilerz comment above
But also, just try again; sometimes the thing screws up. Just try it a few times... if it's still messed up tell me.
hilarious post
i confess: i first typed my name into the encryption thing thinking, BUT HOW DOES HE KNOW?
jeff.
that was HILARIOUS
(Y)(Y)(Y)
but also useful ^^
haha thanks Shelley =D
Unfortunately not extremely practical, in our couple drought =(
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