another one

You’re gonna be asked unique questions, you ready?
I bet you anything I've seen these before.

Where is the person who has your heart?
Typing this blog post up. My heart is MINE. I don't like how you wrote a shitty overused question right after telling me how unique your questions are going to be.

What is the wallpaper on your phone?
Default. I'm not much of a customiser lol. But my iPod touch one is just epic and I drew it with an app =D

What do you want for your birthday?
Fuck it I TOLD you that I would have seen these questions before.

Congratulations​,​​​​​​​ you just had a baby girl! What’s her name?
Why is this my decision. I choose Myjsheal (pronounced Michelle). Which is why it isn't my decision.

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Umm. Well people who know already know lol. And if a good opportunity arises, it's probably going to happen.

Is there anyone who doesn’t like you?
Probably. I just don't know who they are. Where are my haters?

Are you mad at anyone right now?
No. R U mad?!

Where did you get the shirt your wearing?
Some shop in China where they cheer every time a sales assistant makes a sale.

Are you happy?
Yes I am. You know if you don't invest lots of time/hope/expectation into things it's a lot easier to take (mainly mild) disappointment? Like exams lol. I half winged mine seeing as I spent my holidays overseas. I don't care because I didn't waste much of my life on (yet another) useless exam.

Do you miss anyone?
WooOOoo original questions. So much originality! I can't take it anymore.

Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Today for the bio thing! Probably Yip? If not, then me + compass/thermometer/anenometer/etc

Is anything bothering you?
Yes. I am quite sure I have work but I can't even be bothered finding it.

What are you craving at the moment?
Craving is for addicts and pregnant women.

Have a best friend?
Technically yes. As having one best friend is a subset of having many best friends. Lol so nerd.

Are you in a good mood right now?
It's an inbetween mood. Not enough energy to feel emotion LOL

What are you doing?
Originality and ingenuity strikes again. Firstly, this appears in EVERY survey. Secondly, what the fuck do you think I'm doing as I answer this question, huh? Punk?

Do you think that you have made a difference in someones life?
Every "thank you" means "thanks for making my life better". This would be ironic if nobody says thankyou to me lol.

When was the last time you changed in front of someone?
Last time I had PE, probably. Oh I managed to take off my middle layer of clothing at Intuition (without removing the inner or outer layer). Yeah that's not changing. I'll stick with PE

Are you afraid to answer sexual questions?
I welcome them with open arms and open legs. That doesn't work on a guy. I welcome them with open arms and open flies?

Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
Hoodie, trackies. What the disappointment, this isn't even sexual?!

Are you wearing a ring, if so who gave it to you?
No. Sadly I am not wearing something stupid like a cockring. Otherwise this question would be a lot funnier.

What’s your recent drama?
It's called "The Adventures of the Third Wheel, Episode 2: In the Mangroves"

Do you like the dentist?
Who the fuck LIKES the dentist, unless it's like some porno where cleaning your mouth involves blowjobs? I don't mind the dentist, but I sure as hell don't like them.

Is anyone protective over you?
Uhh friends and parents will always be protective to some degree, right...?

Do you correct people when they make spelling mistakes on the internet?
Usually not, unless it was a real mistake (and not a typo) etc.

Are you afraid to tell your true feelings?
What the hell. Depends who I'm telling, and about what...?

Do you know how it feels to be cheated on?
No, but it doesn't take much imagination to guess. It probably sucks. Like a vacuum cleaner.

Are you waiting for anything?
On the world to change.
Lol jokes no living in the past and living in the future are gaysauces. Embrace the present. Just don't do anything that is TOO stupid haha

Has anything happened to you in the past month that made you really mad?
No I don't think so. I don't really get "really mad" haha. No-one's THAT annoying.

Do you hate anyone?
Hate would be the polar opposite of love. So no.

Are you going out of town soon?
No.

Do you read magazines, or just look at the pictures?
I read AND look at pictures. Am I the first person to think of this or something?!

This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
I think it started around now.

Who was the last person you went out to eat with?
Most likely family lol. I'm such a food hermit.

Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
Yes, it would. Big question: WHY?! Are you hoping to achieve something awesome? LOGIC STATES THAT THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT HAPPENING.

Where is your dad?
Shopping with my mum at Carlo Court.

Have you ever been called beautiful?
Not in seriousness lol. Mainly because. I don't need to explain, do I?

Last time you laughed?
I laugh every day. I just don't remember why I do.

Is it possible to be single and happy?
Yes because you can DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU LIKE.
You know how when you chuck a Pokeball at a trainer's Pokemon, and the trainer deflects the Pokeball (and wastes your ball)? Yeah when you're single that metaphorical trainer can go to hell and you can catch that metaphorical Pokemon with any ball you like. Bad analogies are in this month.

Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
Next time I feel like it. Confidence is key. Even if it's non consensual.

Do you think you’ll have the same best friends a year from now?
Yes I do. Losing friends is for losers (see whut I did dere)