not a meme

Woo it's heartening to see nobody calls these "memes" anymore. YAY
I used to blog about stupid things that amused me. I need to revive that childish interest in immature jokes.
I average 1 post every 3 days lololol. That's down from 1 a day. Can't tell if I'm using the time for better things LOL


1) Height
185-ish. 6'2"-ish. Tall enough to not look awkward next to a girl.

2) Virgin?
Not for long. Lol jokes I'm on contract, and I get free texts.

3) Shoe Size:
Like 10.5-11

4) Sexual Orientation:
Straight.
Completely closed to the notion of "catching".

5)Do you Smoke?
Don't think I'll be doing that this lifetime.

6) Do you Drink?
Probably will in uni.

7) Do you Take Drugs?
No. Also you capitalised random words.

8) Age you get mistaken for
Old enough to buy beer and porn and cigarettes.
Once a bunch of 12 yo's asked me to buy them cigs bahaha

9) Have Tattoos?
No

10) Want any tattoos
No

11) Got any Piercings?
Prince Alfred.

12) Want any piercings?
Another Prince Alfred

13) Best friend?
And we are friends from many lands.

14) Relationship status
Farmer wants a wife.

15) Biggest turn ons
Sense of humour, smile, eyes I guess, nice smelling hair.
And I won't lie - Nakedness

16) Biggest turn offs:
Converses of abovementioned, + smoking.

17) Favorite Movie
I'm not that cultured movie-wise. Nor book-wise.

18) I’ll love you if:
I say so.

19) Someone you miss:
You only miss people for like a month then you forget about them. Unless it's family.

20) Most traumatic experience:
I don't know how lucky or recent I am.

21) A fact about your personality:
Don't even know anymore. Oh a couple of days ago, I was told on two separate occasions I was "too opinionated". That was weird because it was on the same day. Anyways I don't think I'm "too opinionated", though I may be "too outspoken". It's not like I'm unyielding in my opinions. I merely have them and state them clearly.

22) What I hate most about myself:
I don't function if alone.

23) What I love most about myself:
Uhh I find this weird and asexual.

24) What I want to be when I get older:
A medical officer wooo (doctor)

25) My relationship with my sibling(s):
Tacit affection that never surfaces.

26) My relationship with my parents:
Not sure how other's parental relationships are so I can't use comparatives. Actually I don't know what to say, next question.

27) My idea of a perfect date:
Something I can afford.
(To make it clear, this is not a reference to girls being high-maintenance. I mean nothing of the kind. This is a reference to the economy and how non-working-class students like myself cannot afford candlelit dinners with a string quartet. Freaking economy and its expensive shit. A date would not be perfect if I rack up a 3 month debt.)

28) My biggest pet peeves:
I think, to sum it up, anything overly show-offy.

29) A description of the girl/boy I like:
Awesome and cool. And not generic.

30) A description of the person I dislike the most:
Fucking hate 'em.

31) A reason I’ve lied to a friend:
Because I didn't want to be friends with them anymore. That's one reason to lie.
I actually suck balls at lying. If I get busted by a teacher (for like, using phone) I just go brutal honesty and they either let it pass or are so surprised they let it pass.

32) What I hate the most about work:
It's the opposite of what "procrastination" means.
I swear if I didn't perceive work as "work", my brain would do it in its spare time. Like I could spend hours editing and cutting sound, and I don't perceive it as work. But as soon as I get paid and have to do it regularly, I'd hate that shit.

33) What my last text message says:
"Logging on now!"

34) What words upset me the most:
Not picky about slurs. Use whatever you like.

35) What words make me feel the best about myself:
Any sincere compliment makes my day.

36) What I find attractive in women.
It's an overall impression. If I list 5 key points I bet I can find a person who satisfies those but I'm not attracted to them.

37) What I find attractive in men.
Dick not up my ass.

38) Where I would like to live.
Not picky. As long as I have enough money to do all my stuff.

39) One of my insecurities.
I don't know... do guys even really get insecure. It'd be situational, like insecure about a relationship or something.

40) My childhood career choice.
Probably wanted to be a policeman like all macho boys.

41) My favorite ice cream.
Ice cream is ice cream. Beats regular cream. (Go away, Vaish. =P)

42) Who I wish I could be.
Jesus

43) Where I want to be right now.
Continuing the wishing story, not on a cross.

44) The last thing I ate.
Uhhh dried mango I think. OH AN ICEBLOCK (Y)

45) Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately.
I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl, without being disrespectful! (Oh wait I thought of the perfectly respectful term for her!) Damn she's a sexy bitch, she's a sexy bitch...

46) A random fact about anything
Birch bark is the best tinder if you have nothing man-made on you.