too easy to mess with

Friend: are you making all the drinks for fiona's
Me:yes
M:no i'm making half of them and you make the rest yourself
F:do you have a recipe book or is it yolo
M:nah i just get random juices and liquors
M:stir it together
M:and hope you don't throw up
M:sometimes i use yoghurt
M:or
F:oh....
F:i thought it was like an art form
M:like
M:celery
F:what
M:sometimes i grind up nuts
M:and put it in
F:um
F:has anyone died yet
M:nah cos usually i boil it as well
F:WTF
F:youre being sarcastic yes
F:WTF BOIL
M:yes
F:BOILLLL?!?!??!!