got your back, jack. bitches be crazy

3 parts for you today. All based on the quote "Got your back, Jack. Bitches be CRAZY!". Brownie points for recognising xP.

Table of Contents
Part 1 - Saj being awesome
Part 2 - My attempt at being awesome
Part 3 - The controversial part that people might get pissed off at but read anyway, just so they can get pissed off and express their views.

Part 1

Saj (disgusted tone): And those chicks, I swear they all either wear short shorts or yoga pants
Jeff: What's so bad about yoga pants?
Saj: They're pretty bad when you can tell they obviously do not do yoga
Jeff: *respect*

Part 2

I was trying to be witty on Formspring when I answered a question:

What inspires you and why?

And I answered that,

Girls at their best and worst inspire lots of stuff.
The piddly amount of songs not about girls is a tribute to this.

Wow guys think about girls a lot.

All the bloody songs are like really positive like "my girl's the best oooh yeah never wanna let her go, I want this to never end, just like a mobius strip woooo. She should strip like a mobius strip because she's also very hot. Let's have sex now!" or some angry emo shit like "fuck you bitch, it hurts so bad, like a sharp stick stuck into my foot, and then I stacked it and the sharp stick also stabbed into my chest. It hurts so bad in my heart."

Anyways this is the first time since forever that I've actually had no-one on my mind. It's been such a long time. You know how it's "don't miss the water till the well runs dry", but like the other way. It's like "never realised how thirsty you are until you reach a well". And even then it's not correct. It's not like it's not fun being involved or trying to get involved with someone. It's just different.

So the correct saying would be "Didn't realise how good Sprite tastes after you've been drinking lots of Coke." And vice versa when you switch back again.

Part 3

Why does the argument "swear words are directed at women" even exist?
TRIGGER ALERT if swearing, especially ones targeting men, women, LGBT, racial slurs, offend you. Read more to continue.

drawingz

I bought a viewee tooee (a notebook thing of sorts) for Cadets, and now I want to draw something on the front of it so I can tell which side is the front.

I have a few ideas in mind (I'm going to Sharpie the picture on)

AAC Crest

Rising Sun

Australian Coat of Arms

Stylised Coat of Arms

James Ruse Crest

JRAHSACU Hat Badge

In the end I settled with the AAC crest and ended up with something that looks like this

Needless to say I am quite proud. The text is a little bit wonky cos it's so hard to write along a curve, and also my right hand had nothing to rest on and was kinda hanging off the edge. Nonetheless it is still readable even though the pen really wasn't fine enough.

Don't worry, I didn't copy this freehand, I traced it using an ingenius method (yeah, fuck modesty). Ordinary lead pencil doesn't draw well on the cover and pressing down with a pen doesn't indent it visibly. But I persevered and succeeded 8D. I hope I never lose this =/

carded

My personal view on feminism is that I will treat women in general equally, but with no more courtesy than I would treat a guy of the same social circle. So I will treat close friends poorly xP. Obviously I'll treat a girlfriend a little like a goddess on dates (and probably in between too), or let minor arguments slide (esp. during undesirable days of the month). But socially and economically they should be treated equally on all levels. I know this doesn't happen in 100% of men - but if you're seeking to make EVERY MAN think that women are equal, you're just plain deluded. There are people out there - at least one group of people hating on any other given group of people. I bet there is an anti-Jew movement. I bet there is an anti-Asian movement. I bet there is an anti-disabled people movement. I bet there is an anti-hamster movement. There are loons that hate on things, and you're wasting your time trying to change them.

There is no way in the fucking world that everyone will agree with you. You have to settle with "good enough". The unfortunate thing is that everyone's idea of "good enough" is different.

The word "feminist" means about as much to me as the word "Christian". It's massive umbrella term that doesn't really mean shit. Feminists range from "If we both work at Maccas, we both deserve minimum wage, isn't that fair?" to "YOU ASSHOLE DO YOU THINK I DON'T EARN MONEY? DO YOU SEEK TO PATRONISE ME WITH YOUR CHARITY? I AM CAPABLE OF PROVIDING FOR MYSELF."
This is just like how Christians range from "I kind of believe in God and I want to go to Heaven" to "I go to Church every Sunday and I pray 3 hours per day on other days."

I swear I posted before about a biological reason why there are less female CEO's atm, but I can't find it so I may put up a new one. It may not explain the still massive disparity, but I think it does make sense. It will come after this.

I see a card pulled out very often to make a point; I do believe that this is not a valid reason for thinking "our society is fucked, men are still more powerful":

Please don't continue if you will be offended by discussions of rape.

statement

Firstly, thanks to Sun for the mini-essay. It temporarily saved much more crap from brewing. My commendations for your effort =)

Nextly (no it is not a word. Yes I am still using it.) I removed the autoplay because I think 300 people read it last night and I don't think anyone will miss the autoplay of the violin.

My full statement is below the break.

RIP

*****
Battle of the Bands 2011

Born Thursday, June 30, 2011
Died Friday, August 5, 2011

May your integrity never be destroyed.

*****

Read more for eulogy =)

that's why i treat you like trash.

WOO YOUTUBE FINALLY LET ME UPLOAD IT YAY. Enjoy, if anyone bothers to watch these 8D



NEW UNRELATED TOPIC AFTER THE BREAK!

what everyone's probably thinking

Why do you even bother asking? People either like you enough to vote for you, or they don't. Your asking will hardly push them over the edge. Sure it probably worked in year 2. But we're in year freaking 11.

-My opinion of you is based on the 4.5 years I've been at school and not the night before the vote.

-I voted for you if I like you and also think you won't make the school a retarded place. Not because you asked me.

-If I haven't ever talked to you, ever, and you ask me to vote for you, you should've saved your energy. I know I did when I didn't reply. What am I supposed to say if I'm obviously not going to?!

-Similarly I may like you and may vote for you, but that does not mean I will vote for your friends just because you say they're cool.

-Trading votes is the dodgiest shit in the world. There are people who promised that to at least 50 people. Accepting this is the stupidest thing you can do; it is a secret ballot and there is no way in hell you can be sure that the other person voted for you. And obviously if you're trading votes it means that you guys aren't close enough to trust tacitly that he/she will vote you and you will vote him/her back. So you obviously don't have great grounds to trust them to vote back.

-Intravoting is even dodgier. How the hell is the group going to be happy chappy if everyone gets in except for one or two? Though I would be willing to see an intra-mob fight. Sounds like fun. Especially if girls are involved.

-If you bothered to ask via blog or MSN personal message, I would like to hear how many retards actually voted for you because you asked them in a massively impersonal way.

In short: If you had to ask, it means you doubted that I would vote for you. And after asking, you can continue doubting just as hard.


You can tell people are somewhat troubled by the things mentioned above but aren't saying anything (probably to preserve vote-ability). Actually if you enjoy mini-rages check out Sandra and Sun's. But regardless of whether I'm on the ballot of 60 or not, I don't feel like I'm losing anything. I can express my opinion here, and if you don't like it and then I lose your vote, then all's fair in democracy, and you have the right to not vote for me. (holy moly that was a long sentence) Also I don't know why you would even vote for me if you're guilty of any of the above in the first place.

So vote for who the hell you feel like, not for who the hell you promised a vote to.

Woo *shields up*

righteous night shift

Firstly, sorry for the many edits, but I WILL PERFECT THIS.

A young man is waitering at a restaurant. It is nearing the end of the night, and few customers are left. After clearing the table for an elderly woman, he suddenly feels something press against his butt. He turns and spots the only possible culprit. Disgusted, and unable to control his reflexes, he slaps the woman hard across the face. He immediately feels guilty as he sees the elderly woman cover her face in silent agony. Replacing his guilt is a surge of indignance; he absently moves his hand to where she had touched him...

Wow isn't THIS guy a dick. And a bit of a sissy. And hitting an old lady. Shame on him! Violence against women, and the elderly too?! Send him to jail!

Hmm wait let's try something...

A young woman is waitressing at a restaurant. It is nearing the end of the night, and few customers are left. After clearing the table for an elderly man, she suddenly feels something press against her butt. She turns and spots the only possible culprit. Disgusted, and unable to control her reflexes, she slaps the man hard across the face. She immediately feels guilty as she sees the man cover his face in silent agony. Replacing her guilt is a surge of indignance; she absently moved her hand to where he had touched her...

Aww that CREEP. She should've punched him harder! What a cheap excuse to cop a feel! Send him to jail!


Now here's the good part: until you can forgive the male protagonist as quickly and readily as you forgave the female protagonist, you don't believe in equal rights. Yes I typed all of that to prove a point that may not even be true. So tell me; Who supported the male protagonist in the first story? Or alternatively, who condemned the actions of the female protagonist in the second story?

By the way, here's the ending to both stories:

...And found a $20 dollar tip stuck into the back pocket.

Why did I not think of something awesome like this for my creative.