Thank god girls don't ask guys out. I know this applies to many guys, me included; guys don't find it easy to turn people down (especially girls). Similarly, guys also find it hard to break up with girls, and instead of breaking up, we just become an even bigger jerk than we already are, in the hope you would get mad and break up with us, and we guys don't have to get our hands dirty.
Camp was fun.Was planning to crash meatloaf but then got caught and he just stood in the door until I left. And I couldn't really get back in without the chance of being majorly fucked, so w/e we just made a porno and slept homostyle in my cabin. Yeah we got bored and all slept before midnight yay. Then I woke at 7 and so got 1.5 REM cycles and felt shit because getting interrupted is shithole.
Hop was the most stupid movie I have ever watched. It had more plotholes than a recently harvested potato patch, not to mention the "Son I am disappoint that you have no job. Oh wait. You're the Easter Bunny. I am of the fucking proud, son!" Everyone who has been a father turned a little bit in their grave when that line was scripted.
Gotta love group 2, who were the awesomest. Lol at our puzzle thing. The 3step one was the biggest mindblow that we have ever experienced, and contributed to global noise pollution with our cheering. But lol at the 2step puzzle which we solved and they were just like O.O WHAT and then kinda kept feeling stupid about the 3step one. Obviously, our teamwork was flawless. It was just... the puzzle solving skills LOL
a meaningless interlude
naaNA naaNA naaNA NAAA NAAA (x4)
I love you baby, and if that's quite alright
I need you baby, to warm those lonely nights
I love you baby, trust in me when I say
Oh pretty baby, don't bring me down I pray
Oh pretty baby, now that I've found you, stay
Let me love you, baby, let me love you
I can't get over Muse's cover of Frank Valli and the Four Season's "Can't Take My Eyes Off of You". Though the rhyming couplets throughout the whole song are somewhat objectionable, I still love the tune and the whole feel of the original. And Muse just made it their own. But it's so strange hearing Matt sing couplets lol. BUT AHH I'M FANBOYING LOL DON'T JUDGE.
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Think of this! A human is like a huge tube. We're just pieces of flesh that surround our digestive system. Lol isn't that awesome!
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Male and female ducks have a sort of war of the genitalia. Generally they mate with one partner for life. But inevitably there is an ugly duckling that gets left out of all the sexy fun. And so, ducks have a sort of mysterious beastie rape culture going on. Males develop hell long penises. Females develop screwed up long ass vaginas. Males develop even longer penises. Females develop cul-de-sacs and random dead ends in the vagina. Males develop a corkscrew penis. Females develop a counter-screwing vagina, so the male can't get in. And the war goes on.
Makes all of our human arguments about ANYTHING in a relationship seem a little petty, hmm?
Rest assured though. The female's partner for life has access, the female just changes her posture a bit and a lot of the security measures are disabled LOL.
Source of info: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34573421/ns/technology_and_science-science/
I love you baby, and if that's quite alright
I need you baby, to warm those lonely nights
I love you baby, trust in me when I say
Oh pretty baby, don't bring me down I pray
Oh pretty baby, now that I've found you, stay
Let me love you, baby, let me love you
I can't get over Muse's cover of Frank Valli and the Four Season's "Can't Take My Eyes Off of You". Though the rhyming couplets throughout the whole song are somewhat objectionable, I still love the tune and the whole feel of the original. And Muse just made it their own. But it's so strange hearing Matt sing couplets lol. BUT AHH I'M FANBOYING LOL DON'T JUDGE.
~~~
Think of this! A human is like a huge tube. We're just pieces of flesh that surround our digestive system. Lol isn't that awesome!
~~~
Male and female ducks have a sort of war of the genitalia. Generally they mate with one partner for life. But inevitably there is an ugly duckling that gets left out of all the sexy fun. And so, ducks have a sort of mysterious beastie rape culture going on. Males develop hell long penises. Females develop screwed up long ass vaginas. Males develop even longer penises. Females develop cul-de-sacs and random dead ends in the vagina. Males develop a corkscrew penis. Females develop a counter-screwing vagina, so the male can't get in. And the war goes on.
Makes all of our human arguments about ANYTHING in a relationship seem a little petty, hmm?
Rest assured though. The female's partner for life has access, the female just changes her posture a bit and a lot of the security measures are disabled LOL.
Source of info: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34573421/ns/technology_and_science-science/
a sigh of relief
FUUU oh my god Eminem is amazing. Every single time I listen to Stan or When I'm Gone I get hectic chills.
Stan is screwed on Youtube cos it's censored, but When I'm Gone is a clean song, and it's freaking amazing. Have a listen for me? 8D. Gahh Eminem is amazing. Ty to Tom for introducing me at the beginning of this year (Y)
For all of us who use Facebook, we have all gone "JESUS THIS COMMENT/PHOTO/STATUS ANNOYS ME. *looks for dislike button* *cannot find dislike button* ->
But I support Facebook for not adding a dislike button, and not cracking under the pressure. In fact I respect whoever is in charge of that decision. Facebook is a very personal site, ie it's not like /b/ where everyone is anon and gets treated the same (which is "like shit", but anyhow...). It's Facebook, and everything you do is under your name. And the reason why Facebook is great for not cracking and introducing a "dislike" button is that a "dislike" button would make it a bajillion times easier to cyberbully. As well as several people spamming hatemail + hate wallposts, they can also dislike everything that the person puts on Facebook. And if that doesn't lead to more teen depression I don't know what will. So keep it up Facebook. Don't sell out.
Another thing I feel like noting is that I realised that when I talk to people, I can't hold direct eye contact for more than about 5 seconds. I find it uncomfortable. For some reason I feel vulnerable LOL. I look at their face in general, but usually not directly into the eyes. So I guess, do YOU look people in the eyes when you're having a conversation, or are you not comfortable with that neither?
Stan is screwed on Youtube cos it's censored, but When I'm Gone is a clean song, and it's freaking amazing. Have a listen for me? 8D. Gahh Eminem is amazing. Ty to Tom for introducing me at the beginning of this year (Y)
For all of us who use Facebook, we have all gone "JESUS THIS COMMENT/PHOTO/STATUS ANNOYS ME. *looks for dislike button* *cannot find dislike button* ->
But I support Facebook for not adding a dislike button, and not cracking under the pressure. In fact I respect whoever is in charge of that decision. Facebook is a very personal site, ie it's not like /b/ where everyone is anon and gets treated the same (which is "like shit", but anyhow...). It's Facebook, and everything you do is under your name. And the reason why Facebook is great for not cracking and introducing a "dislike" button is that a "dislike" button would make it a bajillion times easier to cyberbully. As well as several people spamming hatemail + hate wallposts, they can also dislike everything that the person puts on Facebook. And if that doesn't lead to more teen depression I don't know what will. So keep it up Facebook. Don't sell out.
Another thing I feel like noting is that I realised that when I talk to people, I can't hold direct eye contact for more than about 5 seconds. I find it uncomfortable. For some reason I feel vulnerable LOL. I look at their face in general, but usually not directly into the eyes. So I guess, do YOU look people in the eyes when you're having a conversation, or are you not comfortable with that neither?
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That 2U was quite a bit harder than I expected. The circle question was a bit of a bitch, as was the last one. I also managed to screw up the building one by failing to recognise that 57+33 = 90 LOLOL
Speaing of which, you feel pretty cool after doing the building thing. And then you're like COS COS SIN TAN YEAH NEXT PAGE. And there's that tiny absolute values question at the bottom and you're just like ='(
And lol I couldn't work out the circle question so I just worked out the perpendicular to the tangent. Then I wrote 'I'm gonna pretend that "passes through" means the same thing as "centred at"'. And I just did that lol. That was a waste of time. But it was fun. Fuck I accidentally left a sheet out while stapling and I gave it to Perrins after the exam. I hope that doesn't get lost. It's going to get lost T.T
And yay for the last question. I was halfway to proving LHS = RHS except the plus minus signs were all messed up and not going to equal. Oh well. I could add that in addition to this, I bashed out the numbers in the calculator and they equaled, except I saw no viable way to reach LHS to RHS ='(
Sigh time to 3u yeahhh. Good luck to everyone again, and hope that it's the same difficulty as this, if not easier 8D
Fun quote from Jim Jeffries: "We [men] used to like kissing. In our early teens. Then someone sucked our dick. Then, what's this kissing crap? Why am I kissing this woman? Why would I ride on the swings when I've been to Disneyland?"
And at the end, the awesomest closing line (on guys getting a boner as basically when the girl gets naked, and how girls need a while on foreplay):
"Maybe you need kisses, caresses, compliments and licks. When all we need is you. Maybe WE take our relationship seriously."
Speaing of which, you feel pretty cool after doing the building thing. And then you're like COS COS SIN TAN YEAH NEXT PAGE. And there's that tiny absolute values question at the bottom and you're just like ='(
And lol I couldn't work out the circle question so I just worked out the perpendicular to the tangent. Then I wrote 'I'm gonna pretend that "passes through" means the same thing as "centred at"'. And I just did that lol. That was a waste of time. But it was fun. Fuck I accidentally left a sheet out while stapling and I gave it to Perrins after the exam. I hope that doesn't get lost. It's going to get lost T.T
And yay for the last question. I was halfway to proving LHS = RHS except the plus minus signs were all messed up and not going to equal. Oh well. I could add that in addition to this, I bashed out the numbers in the calculator and they equaled, except I saw no viable way to reach LHS to RHS ='(
Sigh time to 3u yeahhh. Good luck to everyone again, and hope that it's the same difficulty as this, if not easier 8D
Fun quote from Jim Jeffries: "We [men] used to like kissing. In our early teens. Then someone sucked our dick. Then, what's this kissing crap? Why am I kissing this woman? Why would I ride on the swings when I've been to Disneyland?"
And at the end, the awesomest closing line (on guys getting a boner as basically when the girl gets naked, and how girls need a while on foreplay):
"Maybe you need kisses, caresses, compliments and licks. When all we need is you. Maybe WE take our relationship seriously."
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and pi and theta and pi and alpha
Gosh rolling wheel/disc questions are so annoying seeing as radians and lengths are in the same units, and you can multiply them with each other at will, and then you kinda lose what the crap you were doing =(
Good luck to everyone! Don't stress yourself too hard... Think of it as a warm-up. Why push yourself in a warmup?
People, I strongly urge you NOT to drink energy drinks before the test. I used to think energy drinks help me think, especially in a morning test. It kinda screwed me up. You don't concentrate great and you keep making stupid mistakes. I tried to take a yearly/halfyearly without energy drinks, I think in either year 9. In year 9 I didn't really learn enough in class cos Alder teaches in a way that doesn't get through to me, but seems to work for others. In year 10 I studied harder than I ever had before, and in return I kinda put myself under a huge load of stress+pressure and bombed that too lol. But in the year 10 yearlies, I did better than I had ever done before (except maybe year 7, not under the influence of energy drinks either lol. I started in year 8). And from now to the HSC, I'm never going to take energy drinks before a test. If you've never tried not taking energy drinks before a test (and aren't usually hooked to caffeine), then try it for the test you can afford to try it on - the 2u maths test. Seriously, see if it makes a difference to how well you think! Unless you seriously underslept the previous night, you should do fine or better :L
In addition to screwing you up, it also makes you wanna pee more lol. Just addin'...
Sleep early tonight! Get your 8hours sleep, or even more, and then wake up not groggy.
Again, good luck all (plus the music people, I suppose...). Get a good night's rest and ace this crap!
Good luck to everyone! Don't stress yourself too hard... Think of it as a warm-up. Why push yourself in a warmup?
People, I strongly urge you NOT to drink energy drinks before the test. I used to think energy drinks help me think, especially in a morning test. It kinda screwed me up. You don't concentrate great and you keep making stupid mistakes. I tried to take a yearly/halfyearly without energy drinks, I think in either year 9. In year 9 I didn't really learn enough in class cos Alder teaches in a way that doesn't get through to me, but seems to work for others. In year 10 I studied harder than I ever had before, and in return I kinda put myself under a huge load of stress+pressure and bombed that too lol. But in the year 10 yearlies, I did better than I had ever done before (except maybe year 7, not under the influence of energy drinks either lol. I started in year 8). And from now to the HSC, I'm never going to take energy drinks before a test. If you've never tried not taking energy drinks before a test (and aren't usually hooked to caffeine), then try it for the test you can afford to try it on - the 2u maths test. Seriously, see if it makes a difference to how well you think! Unless you seriously underslept the previous night, you should do fine or better :L
In addition to screwing you up, it also makes you wanna pee more lol. Just addin'...
Sleep early tonight! Get your 8hours sleep, or even more, and then wake up not groggy.
Again, good luck all (plus the music people, I suppose...). Get a good night's rest and ace this crap!
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1337 c@m3r@ 5k1LLz
Just saying, I'm a pro at using cameras and such technology. Lol jokes I'm not showing you the effed up shots!
Less text, more pictures, I say, for the first time ever on my blog.
This was on Huang Shan. My bro, the future veterinarian, thought it would be the awesomest idea on the whole planet to try shove his hand into the bird's nest in the wall. I think he said "I was trying to find where the nest was". Which obviously scared it away. And great, you found the nest. Whoop de dooooooo
Big thumbs up for common sense!
| I like this one the best |
Less text, more pictures, I say, for the first time ever on my blog.
This was on Huang Shan. My bro, the future veterinarian, thought it would be the awesomest idea on the whole planet to try shove his hand into the bird's nest in the wall. I think he said "I was trying to find where the nest was". Which obviously scared it away. And great, you found the nest. Whoop de dooooooo
Big thumbs up for common sense!
yes we're happy
Royal Wedding and then death of Osama Bin Laden
Too much happiness = complacency, soon.
Yay for someone getting bombed very soon.
I mean okay big freaking whoop that he's been killed by US operatives. People only care about the attack because it happened to the US. We can blissfully turn a blind eye on the countless (at least 20,000, according to this table on wiki) civilian deaths while the US is "helping" fight terrorists, namely Taliban who didn't do anything wrong except make friends with people that also happened to attack the US. That's compared to the 3,000 involved in the Twin Towers incident. Can you imagine how pissed off Afghanistan must be? Nobody would freaking terrorise you if you didn't piss them off in the first place. Like, who the hell terrorises Switzerland? Switzerland just looks after its own shit, makes awesome knives for their army, and keep lots of money in their banks.
Take Libya for example. Why the HELL is the US there? I don't really get it. But from the media (probably propaganda-ified, since we're the US's bitch when it comes to stuff like this)
-Colonel Gadhafi is a dictator (I think communist?)
-US suddenly fired 10 cruiser missiles towards Libya to "help" with their civil war situation
-Something something.
Honestly, what the crap is happening in Libya? What the hell does the US want? Why can't it just not play God, spend less money on the military and more on quality of life, and let other countries solve their own problems?
Michael Leunig, from a SMH gallery
He's got the idea.
Too much happiness = complacency, soon.
Yay for someone getting bombed very soon.
I mean okay big freaking whoop that he's been killed by US operatives. People only care about the attack because it happened to the US. We can blissfully turn a blind eye on the countless (at least 20,000, according to this table on wiki) civilian deaths while the US is "helping" fight terrorists, namely Taliban who didn't do anything wrong except make friends with people that also happened to attack the US. That's compared to the 3,000 involved in the Twin Towers incident. Can you imagine how pissed off Afghanistan must be? Nobody would freaking terrorise you if you didn't piss them off in the first place. Like, who the hell terrorises Switzerland? Switzerland just looks after its own shit, makes awesome knives for their army, and keep lots of money in their banks.
Take Libya for example. Why the HELL is the US there? I don't really get it. But from the media (probably propaganda-ified, since we're the US's bitch when it comes to stuff like this)
-Colonel Gadhafi is a dictator (I think communist?)
-US suddenly fired 10 cruiser missiles towards Libya to "help" with their civil war situation
-Something something.
Honestly, what the crap is happening in Libya? What the hell does the US want? Why can't it just not play God, spend less money on the military and more on quality of life, and let other countries solve their own problems?
Michael Leunig, from a SMH gallery
He's got the idea.
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